hahahas.....suay day!!!

omg.lecturers teaching today's lesson was all weird weird ones....hahas 1 of them seems to related to the guy mentioned in "russell peter show" de pacific mall guy.hahahhas....speak almost like the same sia....i was wondering whether that guy is my module lecturer's brother....hahas ....
another weird still.i tink he's da brother of the blanga 's guy who's one of the character in da blanga voice call.sounds so alike...hahahas.....worst is the woman who is call ai lian.lols....wondering whether her mum is ah lian and her father love ah lian so they give my module lecturer this name "Ai Lian" which also means "love lian" ..or another meaning for it is maybe their parents like to show off things like jewelleries so they name their her ai lian means "like to show off" ...hahahhas....she's one boring one.teaching us all those basics making us like fools liddat thinking we dun know anything.darh.den keep come over to our side like got magnet liddat ..that 2 hours was like hell to me.wan slp cannot slp as she will keep ask whether i'm with her.damn -.- haix....why BRETT have to leave us.haix.haix.haix.how i wish i have Brettd for now...at least i will be more interested to the module than now. =(

hahahhaas.....i am indeed a piakia class rep sia!....hahahas first day jiu offended two lecturers liaos.....hahhaas...omg omg omg omg......dun know how i gonna carry on my future days.hahahahahas.....

hmmm you all reading my blog will be thinking how i offend tat two lecturers bah?
hahahas...i shall tell u the whole story...hahahahas

-------------------------- First Offended Lecturer ---------------------------------------------
hahas.....today's first lesson was taught by a hongkies....his english super funny loh....hahahs....sounds like the pacific mall guy....hahahs....point become porn.super funny jiu dui le larh....hahas ...as normal.we came on time for lesson....hhahas ...at first we didnt know that guy....he didnt taught us before...so when abt most of us reached liaos....he then asked us abt what we did during our holiday...hahahas ....den i was like....hahahahs....gonna play with this lecturer for this two hours or else i sure damn siann....so i crap wif his alot sia...talk alot fei hua to him....hahahas....den he say mi this class rep must behave and set good examples....hahas...i told him i am not a good class rep and dun wish to be one bud dun know why my frens just wan mi to be that class rep...hahas .....he replied "they choosed u ,i tink you surely have something which they like about you that's why they die die also choose u." hahas.....after some time of crapping ,he gib us toilet break.some went toilet..bud i went to canteen to buy some food to makan!...i was super hungry tat time loh.....hen er hen er....den when i came back..the lecturer was back too and many of them were there too....hahas....as he saw mi come in,he saw mi bringing food in.hahahas.....he suddenly speaked loudly,"no wonder your classmates like you to be their class rep,you are breaking all the rules that have been set." hahahhahahas....the whole class broke out to laughter sia....i then told him i was not eating sia....so i was not breaking any rules...i just put there until end of lesson then i eat mah...den he shake head....hahahas....omg omg!!....

-------------------------- Second Offended Lecturer -------------------------------------------

today i whole day was thinking abt the first lecturer who talk like the pacific mall guy ,so was like whole day keep tinking abt the russell peter show.

then when we attend the last lesson for the day which is internet computing.hahas .the lecturer was a blanga type .hahahas he speaks like a blanga!!hahhaas....den i recalled the part where russell peter's dad said "somebody going to get real hurt badly!" .hahahahhas....then that time we were learning how to use notepad to make website mah....hahahs den when we having break.i was thinking like going to the lecturer's com to type dat out..in some way trying to amuse some ppl in my class.hahahas....didnt know the projector nv on...hahahas...den when break ended.that lecturer came back and turn into anger.hahahas...he shouted who did tat on his com.hahhaas....then threaten if no one admits whole class will get punishment...hahahas mi as a class rep did dat...omg omg....haha actually thinking of not admiting.budden aiya dun wan so much troubles so i went up and apologise to the lecturer and admitted i did tat...den he keep kpkb saying he's da pendulum saying that he can be very nice and can be very nasty....hahahas...den i juz listen his blabberings loh....hahahas...actually he dun know i class rep...den he kpkb awhile jiu back to normal liaos....den he EVEN PRAISED ME CAN!....hahahas he said AT LEAST I HAVE THE FUCKING BIG GUTS TO ADMIT WHAT I HAVE DONE..HAHAHAHHAHAHA.....OMG OMG .....HAHAHAHAHAS.....
den at end of the whole lesson,the lecturer asked for class rep contact ,i was thinking like omg how can i raise my hand,later paiseh....hahahas...then after awhile my frens tell him i was the one.hahahas he looked at mi.then he SHAKE HEAD.....hahahahas....telling mi "you as a class rep can dun be so naughty can ...hahahas....i say okok den i go out of the lab.... hahahahahas

--------------------------------today funny thing happened-----------------------------------

hahahas....first time sia....knowing jeff,jeffrey and shaun so long..nv went out wif them for lunch...today first time....hmm maybe i break wif her le ba...so no nid always be wif her.then i also trying to avoid her so dat i can let time heal my wound....=( ....so i went have lunch wif them at a kopidiam nearby our schh....hahas....we talk cockk alot...so funn....we were talking abt shaun's smoking habit....hahhas ....shaun, a super heavy smoker who can smoke 4 sticks within 1 hour....omg.he's mad..hahahas....burning $$ and burning health!!....ahhas budden we all just joking ard....after meal we went back to sch....nothing to do also.only 4 of us while rest of them went to restaurant to eat...hahas ....first day of sch alot gals dress up not bad sia....we 4 jiu liddat walk round the sch bio-ing charbors....hahas ....shaun damn ji siao.....jeff say got 1 not bad...den we 4 jiu keep looking....lols....dat gal was wearing brown shirtt...then when she walked passed us...shaun jiu keep saying "brown brown....eh brown ....my fren wanna know u...brown brown " hahahahahhahas....he so crap sia....we all paisehhh....he bery cb hor?got gf liao still liddat where else we all SA and he onli A .....hahahhas ....wan know SA and A means?

SA = Single & Available
A = Available but not SINGLE

hahahhahahas.....
hmmm then when last lesson for the day started....hahaha...shaun was drinking den he walked in the lab....the blanga lecturer at first nv saw him ....hahahas...becos he looking at his monitor....then when he lift his head and he saw shaun holding a drink packet....he shouted at shaun....hahahhas we all chua tio....shaun more jialat....chua tio until he say "okokokokokokk i go out drink" .....when he come back he ji ji siao siao again.....hahahhas the blanga lecturer speaks not tat proper mah....somemore so fast...so he ask the lecturer to teachs slower so dat he can uds....hahahs lecturer shouted to him back "CANNOT LARH ...i still got alot to teach" ....hahhha in super fast blanga slang somemore...den he tell shaun tat he can leave anytime if he dun like....den shaun jiu keep shoot him dat he's a good boy....hahhaas....shaun indeed a piakia looking guy with super funny character....i like him sia!.....having him as a fren wont even get bored at all....hahahhas

ok larh...i shall write tilll here....hand tired liaos....first time type so much at one time....lols.....

good nite every1 who's reading my blog...i shall post everyday from now. =D

bah bye

hahahas....today a weird day for me....

hmm finally free to write a post here....i shall say what today happened on mi...
hmm today is yongsheng and minkai birthday...den i today pei yongsheng go out to celebrate his birthday with a grp of frens....actually i was thinking that i wanna forget abt her...maybe talk less to her bahh...dat was what i was thinkin and doing when we go outt this morning...hahas...budden strange things happened.we watch doom todayy...when we got in da cinema.i seated on a middle seat...den she was like dun know why come say wo.den we started quarrelled.den is like bu shuang each other .den i keep quiet until the show starts.hahas starting of the show was not dat bloody yet so she was watching it without covering her eyes and ears.bud when da monster came out and bloody scenes was up,she was like so scared dat she cover her eyes and ears in da cinema den she lie on emily's shoulder .at first i didnt noticed her .until some funny part i looked at cuipeng and luff then my side vision saw her covering her eyes and ears..i dun know why also.i was like wanna go hug her and comfort her so dat she can watch her movie.budden at first i was thinking what am i doing. i supposed to forget her.so i continued to watch my movie.until some part getting more and more bloody .i buai tahan liaos.i go ask cp to change seat wif mi.hahas.i so fuckk hor? in da middle of show ask ppl change seat wif mi.budden cp also nv say anything ...hahas..so i change le.den i tell yvonne say not bloody de.saying that if got bloody scenes i'll cover her eyes.bud she die die also dun wan come up and watch the movie.then i say i hug her so dat she wont be so scared den she can watch da movie.budden she still dun wan.after much persuading.i dun want say anymore le .i ji tao go bao ta.bud supposely she should push mi away,bud what happen was like she hug mi instead.hmm den i hug her also lohh...den i keep ask her come up and watch da movie and keep telling her not scary le.hahas bud was invalid.she die die jiu dun wan come up jiu dun wan.we both jiu liddat hug until the end of the show.hahas....wat a funny thing sia...quarrel b4 the show start and end up hugging at the end of the show...LOL....

ok larh...write until here....bah bye!

LOL....Wat a surprise..,,

wahahahhaah....i tot no one bothers to read my blog....lol...out of nowhere pop up so mani ppl give mi comments on my "LAG" posts.....wahahahh....aiyo....juz a post ma....aiyo no rush....whenever i feel like blog den i blog de.....it's not LIKE TV DRAMA SERIES...everydae muz catch up de or else cant catch any BALLS....hahhas...mine is like continuous movie...u can read it anytime anywhere....hahahas....now i have the american time to blog is becoz i downloading sumthing...so meanwhile i have nothing to do...and the bloody david keep bothers mi abt my blog....

CHOON HOE, DAVID , AH BU NEH NEH, JASMINE ....I HAVE PUBLISHED A NEW POST ....HAPPY TIME GO READ BA....AWHAHAHAHHAAS

BYE BYE....DOWNLOAD COMPLETED....
TO BE CONTINUED....

ArgHhh....

argHhh....tio shoot from 1 of mah fren ....she said what the use of having blog bud not updating it....damn....she waiting for a screw siaz....lolx....u know who u r....hahahahaz....actually not i dun wanna update ...juz that i've been busying with my poly work last two weeks....having lots of projects not done and a few common tests on da way ....so no choice ...gotta study!!!...as you all know i'm a very good student =)....hahahhax.....were have P&C and ERP tests on thurs and fri 2 weeks ago.last week fri was having POC common test and today i have to hand up my english proj.
damn fucking busy this two whole week....not even got the time to do my kits....

sianz....now waiting to download finish da Photoshop CS2 ....gotta rush finish another proj by tml....shag aRhhh...dun think i can slp by 3am >.< ......argh eng proj already made mi slept 4 hrs today....dun know how long i'm gonna slp this time...75% right now....>.<....

kk bah...i continue tml....go do some proj work.....
To Be Continued .....

What A Fucking Bad Drinker I Am....

haix siaN larh....dun know what to write over here also.damn moodless....

came back from alexis's birthday bbq this morning....bath den go slp until 12.now kind of more qing xing liaoz....ma de....ytd was a total disgrace for mi in my lifetime.
xia suay until i dun know how to face them the next time i see them again.
what a gei kiang kia i am...knowing myself cant drink that well still go cheng qiang...ppl drink i also go drink...ppl tar 1 cup i also go tar....in the end getting myself drunk and vomited all over the place making every1 taking care of mi in the end.haix.so xia suay.drank 2 cup pure 40% volka mixing wif sprite,2 cups pure 40% volka mixing wif ice lemon tea.sibei jialat.....not onli drunk.i tink i fucking harrassed some ppl while i am drunk.so paiseh.they seems like kinda scare of me liaoz...sianz lah...

so weak still go drink...fucking bu zi liang li i am. =(
haix....dun know write wat le...write till here ba....
eh jane...u no nid read lah...all craps....juz some xin li hua of mine nia.....

BacKk FroMm SenTosa TriPp

hmmm....few days nv blog le....damn tired last few days....sat and sun kena harassed by dat bloody hell jinxian....he came my hse and play WOW ....lol...he brought his whole laptop and charger to my hse....den stay over till sunday's night.hmmm....quite fun....3 person playing wow,lan and everything we could do...hahaha .....almost nv slp dao...den mon went watched 7 swords with yinqi,emily cuipeng and of course wo de laopo....hahax....that show quite nice....hahahax bud cuipeng fall asleep....den den den we went my laopo there eat dinner.....around 11 plus den reach hm...so so tired.....so i fall asleep too..so i no energy to post .

hmmm.....today is a nice and fun day.
supposely wanna get alot ppl go for suntanning ..bud no1 willing to go except da cute little alexis.
hahahahhahaha....we meet up at 10 at amk,bud in the end alexis was late.
ALEXIS.
IF U EVER READ THIS POST.
RMB THAT TODAY I WAS NOT LATE =)
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA....

continue
so we reached at sentosa about 11plus .
It was a bad day.
early morning rain like wat .
ma de.spoil our every mood for suntanning.
budden i told alexis to be OPTIMISTIC =)
hahahax....
we got a cab to dat small little island.when reached, it started raining and we have da stay at shelter for quite some time.bud rain stop ard 20 mins liddat ba.so we took da bus to siloso beach and so fotunately i met some of my frens.they were there too.
hab quite a fun time today becos i know how to solve my face prob le and i got a nice tanned body . =) hahahahahax....bud so sad....meiqi lost her purse while cycling at sentosa.let's hope some1 found it and return to her ba. may tyrone bless her =D

kk ba...write till here ....kinda tired....tml gotta go for lectures somemore...sianzation....

- p o o f -

HaIix.....

haIxx....Todae suppOse to be a happiE day...all da common tests have finished....even da ERP also finished liaox...thou i know i will get either a D or even worst F...LOlx....bud nvm....i dun give a fuck about it...the next four days is holiday for me.!hahaax.....and most happie thing is i got my hair dyed ....and IT'S VERY NICE!!!...I LOVE IT....GOT a New LooK~~...hahahhax....

This Mah New LooKkk --->


Nice NIce??
hahaha....thou i know i not shuai...bud at least grade a nice to da hairstyle and colour.
IT COST mi 65 BUCKS~!!!....
At the moment i got this hairstyle.
i felt so SATISFIED!
SIMPLY SATISFIED!!!
Bud after a few looKks at it...
hahax....suddenly got a thought.
would i get wack if i step out of da salon.
will i?
hahahax....bud i tink no1 dares....see my provoking hairstyle already scare until run away.

bud sad case....i came back home ...i quarrelled wif von...over some stupid things ....moreover i started it first...damn!...shouldnt have said anything.

Sorry Von...i didnt meant to make u cry everytime.
i will try not to make u cry again.
hope to make u always be happy whenever u r wif me.
von .i juz wanna tell u

I LOVE U

kk...i shall stop here...no mood to write on liaox...and i kinda tired liaox....
later on i have to wake up at 8am...
*pOoF*

" Lecturer Talk " Continues

bacKkk to blogg.....hmmm kinda late now....bud still wanna blog b4 i go to slp....heez....todae took my Productivity and Creativity module Common test....not that hard...i tink probably could get a b or above ba....lol...continue wif my "lecturer talk" ....hahahahhaas.....u know wat i did during the common tesT?hahaha i past my script to some1 and yet the lecturer didnt see it....LOL~~....
omg....i tink is they take $$ jiu can liaox....open 1 eye close 1 eye..one of my fren even got some notes in her pencil box....no1 noticed it until the end of paper....LOL~~~....

tml we'll be having ERP(Enterprise Resource Planning) common test....damn....till now i haben even read a word from da book....kinda lazy and no mood to study....anyway...20% of the module....no big deal...seriously speaking....that lecturer who taught us ERP is an asshole....when i first saw him...i thought he was mark lee's dad....oh my fucking god....from i was born till now, i've never see a guy's face as bad as his. His face was like fully scattered wif holes and scars, it seems like fat maggots have crawled out of his face and left those holes and marks ...

LOL....i heard this from a customer when i was working at the game arcade.
i think this sentence is very true...hahaha....so i decide to share wif u all.
he said this in chinese but i will translate it into english.
he said "hey , u know a person borned ugly , it's isnt his or her fault,they also dun want that to happen,but when they come out to the streets and frighten everyone ,it's their fault .
so in conclude,they should stay at home and stop frighten people in da street.
HAHAHAHAHHAAHA....I TINK DAT LECTURER WHO TAUGHT ERP IS TOTALLY SUITABLE UNDER THIS CATEGORY...!!!!

wondering i had a face of his,
how can i face my charbor?
how can i face my frens?
how can i face myself?
OH MY FUCKING GOD....
I will go die instead....
LOL....
though i know i will go hell if i kill myself (extract frm the show "Constantine")

ok bah...i think i'll write till here.....super tired....wanna slpPPp....
will continue tml bah....

To Be Continued On...

First Day Back To BlogginG

hey....first day back to bloggin.....hmm....newly created a new blog....a simple one....da old 1 i tink lost le......kinda lazy to blog da last few months.....everyday was like a busy day to mi.....arghhh....wat makes mi feel to blog again is those lecturers....damn them...

ever since i got in a poly....kinda wondering whether have i been conned onto a pirates ship....paying 10k over dollars going to a place where the lecturers juz sit down and say
"Go to ur CMS,login and under some bla bla bla module code ,u go week 5 and read up urself"

HEY THERE ...WHAT THE FUCKK!!
the school hired those zhuo bo lecturers getting few Ks a month coming into lesson and ask us to read ourselves and call that E-LEARNING....chee bye.

later i will be having my Common test for my "Productivity and Creativity" module where i have not attend any lesson b4....damn ....how i gonna do my test?
have no thoughts of retaking the module....
no choice then..
life is cruel...
gotta get my ass on those books....

time gettin nearer and nearer....
gotta study..
to be continued on .....